I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Said by Humphrey Bogart
Dammit. Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Said by Joan Crawford to
her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.
Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper?
‘French Fries’! Said by James French, a convicted murderer sentenced to the electric chair to members
of the press who were to witness his execution.