Mar 19, 2013

Famous Last Words

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Said by Humphrey Bogart

Dammit. Don’t you dare ask God to help me. Said by Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’! Said by James French, a convicted murderer sentenced to the electric chair to members of the press who were to witness his execution.