This has been around for a while, but still makes me laugh, so I felt compelled to share. It is time to start the new year with a good hearty laugh.
Our teacher asked what is my favorite animal and I said, "Fried
chicken". She told me I am not funny, but she could not have been
right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always
tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told
my dad what happened, and he said my teacher is probably a member of
PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially
chicken. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I
told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what is my favorite live
animal. I told her it is chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it
is because you can make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to
the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I
don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
does not like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired
most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now?