Ten Things Not to Get Her for Christmas

Electronics, any jewelry on sale, picture of yourself, cleaning stuff, kitchen stuff, lingerie, exercise equipment, beauty supplies, anything from Target, and last, a stripper pole.

Christmas Advice to Men

To make gifts go farther, wrap the batteries separately (Dave Barry)

Christmas Shopping

The value of retail sales by electronic shopping and mail-order houses in December 2008 was $24 Billion.