I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal
life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.