This has been around for a while,
but still makes me laugh, so I felt compelled to share. It is time
to start the new year with a good hearty laugh.
Our teacher asked what is my favorite animal and I said, "Fried
chicken". She told me I am not funny, but she could not have been
right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always
tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told
my dad what happened, and he said my teacher is probably a member of
PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially
chicken. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I
told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do
it again.
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what is my favorite live
animal. I told her it is chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it
is because you can make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to
the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I
don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
does not like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired
most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now?